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- #1 - "back in the day" it was a little overcast...
- #2 - everyone's a critic
- #3 - sooner or later reading glasses become necessary
- #4 - the Stegasoracle speaks...
- #5 - the devil's hot-blooded little livebearing spawn
- #6 - opportunity dawns over an endless horizon
- #7 - Sanitized for your protection
- #8 - growl me love song
- #9 - the world at your fingertips
- #10 - and you never see Cheney's lips moving, either
- #11 - gastrointestinal misadventures are always humorous
- #12 - a madman converses with himself
- #13 - true love is a river -- deep and noisy
- #14 - where's the remote?
- #15 - Far out, man.
- #16 - a strong self-image is its own reward
- #17 - Beauty is truth, truth beauty
- #18 - I thought I was not alone, walking here by the shore...
- #19 - and on the eighth day there were revisions
- #20 - pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
- #21 - cows tip like the Scales of Justice
- #22 - and the wheels go round and round
- #23 - all the world loves a lover
- #24 - variety being the spice and all
- #25 - 2 good 2 be 4 gotten
- #26 - full of sound and fury
- #27 - give a man a fish ...
- #28 - Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December...
- #29 - video killed the radio star
- #30 - careful what you wish for
- #31 - exploring the wonders of the body
- #32 - self-awareness is a pain in the neck
- #33 - the best and the brightest
- #34 - it's a topsy-turvy world
- #35 - putting the Fox in foxy
- #36 - but would it be beneficial to the publick?
- #37 - ...kontent is king... (for the striking writers)
- #38 - Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here!
- #39 - Go ahead, wiseguy. Ask Freud...
- #40 - and what was old is new again
- #41 - just sit right back
- #42 - and ix-nay on the o-hay reference
- #43 - visions of sugarplums
- #44 - I yam what I yam
- #45 - a dedicated follower of fashion
- #46 - There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio
- #47 - Alas, poor [YOUR NAME HERE]
- #48 - The Complaint Department is closed.
- #49 - cognito
- #50 - and the platypus, too
- #51 - gimme those old time politicians
- #52 - ah, the sweet smell of ...
- #53 - it's the thought that counts
- #54 - And check the Caller ID first!
- #55 - I thought I felt a breeze.
- #56 - the best that money can buy
- #57 - and maybe a bikini wax
- #58 - recyclable?
- #59 - the Dance of the Daffodils
- #60 - keep this under your hat
- #61 - meatloaf again?
- #62 - Points A to B, and everywhere in between
- #63 - it's early yet
- #64 - all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by
- #65 - ... it's the only thing
- #66 - ting tang walla walla bing bang
- #67 - what happens in Mexico ...
- #68 - a man of few words
- #69 - love is a rose
- #70 - sticks and stones
- #71 - read the Classics while you're young
- #72 - peek a boo
- #73 - Yo Ho Ho, Merry Christmas
- #74 - yo Adrian
- #75 - children should be seen
- #76 - There's no rest in Liberty City
- #77 - it's where you left it
- #78 - and it's low in sodium
- #79 - workers of the world unwind
- #80 - keep that thing in your pocket
- #81 - a silk purse from a sow's ear
- #82 - anybody can make a mistake
- #83 - everyone needs to pull a Garbo now and then
- #84 - all depends on how ya look at it
- #85 - Oh. And buy a car. It's good for the economy.
- #86 - thank god that's over
- #87 - Happy Halloween
- #88 - Tuesday. Don't forget.
- #89 - perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer
- #90 - now in High Definition
- #91 - exceeding one's grasp
- #92 - necessity being the mother
- #93 - and heated leather seats
- #94 - expletive deleted
- #95 - to boldly sled where no man has before
- #96 - the way to a man's heartburn
- #97 - Language is the dress of thought
- #98 - Happy Trails
- #99 - be thankful it ain't locust
- #100 - on the banks of the mighty Cuyahoga
- #101 - we have nothing to fear....
- #102 - Daschle and Geithner and Killefer, oh my
- #103 - Hey. Who flipped the digital switch?
- #104 - happy days are here again
- #105 - and may you stay forever young
- #106 - dancing with the woz
- #107 - what's this button for?
- #108 - water resistant to 50 meters
- #109 - maybe a Studebaker
- #110 - and no commercial interruptions
- #111 - and such a temper, too
- #112 - when the iFart just doesn't cut it
- #113 - a glass of warm milk and some shut-eye
- #114 - sometimes I just get all tensed up
- #115 - reality leaves a lot to the imagination
- #116 - the motor city sad man
- #117 - vast horizons lie before us
- #118 - sure it will stretch - but how far?
- #119 - the right tool for the job
- #120 - show me a sane man and I will cure him for you
- #121 - probably just hiding somewhere ...
- #122 - your window on the world needs cleaning
- #123 - We are advancing in another direction.
- #124 - Health care. Fix it. NOW.
- #125 - misogynistic maybe, but not racist
- #126 - All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind
- #127 - This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly
- #128 - coming soon: the cat days of autumn
- #129 - isn't tadalafil made with chickpeas?
- #130 - Toyotas require youth in Asia
- #131 - It fell on a Tuesday. And it never got up again.
- #132 - featuring remote updating she can send realtime
- #133 - Do or do not...there is no try
- #134 - hold your right arm up ... now a little more to the left
- #135 - just be yourself
- #136 - I'll never get thru all these Harry Potter books
- #137 - pork bellies are promising this year...
- #138 - through a glass, darkly
- #139 - there's a reason they call it 'Death Valley'
- #140 - "I hope one day I can clone another Dick Cheney." GHWB
- #141 - we all need a safe place to hide
- #142 - and it'll melt bricks
- #143 - born under a bad sign
- #144 - too bad we don't get the premium channel manure
- #145 - I'm gonna have to pull out my Mashie Niblick for this one
- #146 - god rest ye merry gentlemen
- #147 - Enjoy. It only comes once a year.
- #148 - it's not just the noise, it's the anticipation
- #149 - it's probably only in your head
- #150 - any cake left?
- #151 - and the battery is dead
- #152 - one big load deserves another
- #153 - except for the 30 car pile up on I53
- #154 - you can't always get w7hat you want
- #155 - or Curling
